
{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Andrei Neagu","provider_url":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog","author_name":"Andrei","author_url":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/author\/admin\/","title":"Banc cu unguri | Andrei Neagu","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"BppuXkplZR\"><a href=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/banc-cu-unguri\/\">Banc cu unguri<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/banc-cu-unguri\/embed\/#?secret=BppuXkplZR\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Banc cu unguri&#8221; &#8212; Andrei Neagu\" data-secret=\"BppuXkplZR\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti&#8230; F\u0103r\u0103 nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandeste unul: &#8211; Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a str\u00e2ns fiecare&#8230; Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta. Pe \u00eenserat se intalnesc, dupa cum au stabilit. -Tu cat ai strans? -10 lei&#8230; Si cum ai facut? -Am fost \u00eentr-un parc si am scris pe un carton: NU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI! Dar tu cat ai strans? -7.658 de lei -Iooy!!! Istenem! Dar cum ai facut? &#8211; Am scris pe un carton: SUNT UNGUR! IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC \u00ceN UNGARIA."}