{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Andrei Neagu","provider_url":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog","author_name":"Andrei","author_url":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/author\/admin\/","title":"Becali, Vadim si EBA in Parlamentul European | Andrei Neagu","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"C4npDBVedI\"><a href=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/becali-vadim-si-eba-in-parlamentul-european\/\">Becali, Vadim si EBA in Parlamentul European<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/becali-vadim-si-eba-in-parlamentul-european\/embed\/#?secret=C4npDBVedI\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Becali, Vadim si EBA in Parlamentul European&#8221; &#8212; Andrei Neagu\" data-secret=\"C4npDBVedI\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\/* <![CDATA[ *\/\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/* ]]> *\/\n<\/script>\n","description":"Ora 7.00 \u2013 dl Becali iese din camera si coboara in pijama in fata hotelului. Confruntat cu privirile socate ale receptionerilor, realizeaza ca nu e la Bucuresti si, deci, nu are 30 de oi simbolico-relaxante de muls. Somnoros, se intoarce in camera. Ora 7.15 \u2013 dl Vadim iese din camera si pune pasta de dinti pe clantele europarlamentarilor UDMR. Ora 8.00 \u2013 dl Becali se trezeste. Ora 8.05 \u2013 dl Vadim se trezeste. Ora 8.10 \u2013 domnisoara Elena Basescu se intoarce din club. Ora 8.30 \u2013 dl Vadim si d-ul Becali se intalnesc la micul dejun. Dl Becali face un scandal monstru. Cum si-au permis sa-i serveasca lui, care se pricepe la lactate, o branza mucegaita? I se explica faptul ca branza e Camembert. \u201cAtunci sa-i spuneti lu\u2019 Camambert ca ma pis pe branza lui! Are noroc ca nu e Giovanni aici ca-l si scuipa!\u201d Dl Vadim a concluzionat : \u201cNu te enerva, ca nu-i mare branza!\u201d Ora 9.00 \u2013 Dl Becali se ascunde in baie ca sa nu-l vada Dumnezeu ca fumeaza. Ora 9.15 \u2013 Dl Vadim se intalneste in holul hotelului cu europarlamentarii UDMR. Schimbul de replici demonstreza tuturor delegatiilor din preajma ca semnele pentru sex oral, mama &hellip;"}