{"id":1065,"date":"2010-05-05T16:03:02","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T14:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andreineagu.com\/?p=1065"},"modified":"2010-05-05T16:03:02","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T14:03:02","slug":"banc-cu-unguri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/banc-cu-unguri\/","title":{"rendered":"Banc cu unguri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>F\u0103r\u0103 nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandeste unul:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a str\u00e2ns fiecare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta. Pe \u00eenserat se intalnesc, dupa cum au stabilit.<\/p>\n<p>-Tu cat ai strans?<\/p>\n<p>-10 lei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Si cum ai facut?<\/p>\n<p>-Am fost \u00eentr-un parc si am scris pe un carton:<br \/>\nNU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI!<br \/>\nDar tu cat ai strans?<\/p>\n<p>-7.658 de lei<\/p>\n<p>-Iooy!!! Istenem!<br \/>\nDar cum ai facut?<br \/>\n&#8211; Am scris pe un carton:<br \/>\nSUNT UNGUR! IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC \u00ceN UNGARIA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti&#8230; F\u0103r\u0103 nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandeste unul: &#8211; Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a str\u00e2ns fiecare&#8230; Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta. Pe \u00eenserat se intalnesc, dupa cum au stabilit. -Tu cat ai strans? -10 lei&#8230; Si cum ai facut? -Am fost \u00eentr-un parc si am scris pe un carton: NU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI! Dar tu cat ai strans? -7.658 de lei -Iooy!!! Istenem! Dar cum ai facut? &#8211; Am scris pe un carton: SUNT UNGUR! IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC \u00ceN UNGARIA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[370,524],"class_list":["post-1065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-bancuri","tag-unguri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1065"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1066,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1065\/revisions\/1066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}