{"id":232,"date":"2009-01-06T00:31:54","date_gmt":"2009-01-05T22:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andreineagu.com\/?p=232"},"modified":"2009-01-06T00:40:46","modified_gmt":"2009-01-05T22:40:46","slug":"232","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/232\/","title":{"rendered":"Festin la &#8230;valiza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mergea spre Constanta. S-a asezat langa mine si cu gesturi fine de gentleman si-a dat jos cojocelu si l-a pus in cui. Scena ce urmeaza imi aminteste de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0079615\/\">Nea Marin Miliardar<\/a> cel cu papornita si prazul &#8230; Nenea isi pune valiza pe genunchi si ii da drumu la festin. Un festin la valiza sau mai bine zis cu valiza intredeschisa sa nu care cumva sa-i fur eu din slanina si eugeniile degustate cu pasiune. Ca un Hagi Tudose se sterge la gura cu mana isi inchide valiza si se culca. Ahh..De ce mi-a stricat ziua ??  Tot ce mi-a ramas din festinul vecinului meu de drum a fost o poza de mai jos imortalizata intr-un mod grotesc. Restul &#8230;. e cancan \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/valiza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-233\" title=\"valiza\" src=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/valiza-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/valiza-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/valiza.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mergea spre Constanta. S-a asezat langa mine si cu gesturi fine de gentleman si-a dat jos cojocelu si l-a pus in cui. Scena ce urmeaza imi aminteste de Nea Marin Miliardar cel cu papornita si prazul &#8230; Nenea isi pune valiza pe genunchi si ii da drumu la festin. Un festin la valiza sau mai bine zis cu valiza intredeschisa sa nu care cumva sa-i fur eu din slanina si eugeniile degustate cu pasiune. Ca un Hagi Tudose se sterge la gura cu mana isi inchide valiza si se culca. Ahh..De ce mi-a stricat ziua ?? Tot ce mi-a ramas din festinul vecinului meu de drum a fost o poza de mai jos imortalizata intr-un mod grotesc. Restul &#8230;. e cancan \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,3,1],"tags":[133,1018,131,4,132,1016],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-personal","category-stuff","tag-din-tren","tag-funny","tag-hagi-tudose","tag-idiocracy","tag-nea-marin","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}