{"id":2785,"date":"2013-07-09T23:37:57","date_gmt":"2013-07-09T21:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andreineagu.com\/?p=2785"},"modified":"2013-07-09T23:41:31","modified_gmt":"2013-07-09T21:41:31","slug":"recomandare-articol-un-nou-conurs-tv-pamflet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/recomandare-articol-un-nou-conurs-tv-pamflet\/","title":{"rendered":"Recomandare articol: Un nou conurs TV (Pamflet)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 promovez articole sau s\u0103 fac reclme altor bloguri dar articolul \u0103sta mi s-a p\u0103rut foarte amuzant. Felicit\u0103ri lui <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bunescu.ro\">Ionu\u021b Bunescu<\/a> pentru doza zilnic\u0103 de umor. Mai jos este articolul sub form\u0103 de pamflet. Articolul \u00eel pute\u021bi g\u0103si <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bunescu.ro\/2013\/07\/09\/un-nou-concurs-tv-vrei-sa-fii-cocalar\/\">aici<\/a>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>PLM TV (Prive\u0219ti, Like-uie\u0219ti, Mul\u021bume\u0219ti TV) preg\u0103te\u0219te absolven\u021bilor de liceu, care nu au reu\u0219it s\u0103 ia examenul de maturitate (zis \u0219i Bac, Bacu\u2019, Bacool, Bacaloreatu\u2019 \u0219.a.), un nou concurs de incultur\u0103 general\u0103 unde premiul cel mare va fi de cam un milion de lei (suma este aproximativ\u0103 pentru c\u0103 oricum concuren\u021bii nu vor \u0219tii s\u0103 numere p\u00e2n\u0103 la 1.000.000). P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i numele concursului este adaptat pentru cei c\u0103rora i se adreseaz\u0103, astfel emisiunea urm\u00e2nd a se numi \u201cVrei s\u0103 fii cocalar?\u201d<br \/>\nReprezentan\u021bii televiziunii, mai sus men\u021bionate, au divulgat \u0219i un prim set de posibile \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Acestea sunt:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. Prima manea modern\u0103 a fost compus\u0103 de c\u0103tre:<\/strong><br \/>\na. Costi Ioni\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nb. Adrian Simionescu<br \/>\nc. Nicolae Gu\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nd. Alex Velea<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. Ce se d\u0103 la Bacalaureat?<\/strong><br \/>\na. Mit\u0103<br \/>\nb. \u0218pag\u0103<br \/>\nc. 200 de euro<br \/>\nd. Note. Bancnote<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. O poezie poate avea rima:<\/strong><br \/>\na. Alb\u0103<br \/>\nb. Neagr\u0103<br \/>\nc. Regulat\u0103<br \/>\nd. Alexvelian\u0103<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Nichita St\u0103nescu este:<\/strong><br \/>\na. O actri\u021b\u0103<br \/>\nb. O mahalagioaic\u0103<br \/>\nc. O scriitoare<br \/>\nd. O specie de salcie<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Nic\u0103 s-a urcat \u00een tei ca s\u0103 fure\u2026 :<\/strong><br \/>\na. Cire\u0219e<br \/>\nb. R\u00e2ie de la capre<br \/>\nc. Pup\u0103za de la a 12-a C<br \/>\nd. Fiare vechi<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. Care este continuarea versului \u201cPumnii mei minte nu are, bate\u2026 \u201c:<\/strong><br \/>\na. \u2026 bate inima, \u021bi-e r\u0103u? Nu te bate g\u00e2ndul cum te bat io.<br \/>\nb. \u2026 Steaua!<br \/>\nc. \u2026 bate pentru tine, nimic nu mai conteaz\u0103 c\u00e2nd e\u0219ti l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine.<br \/>\nd. \u2026 tot ce iese-n cale.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. Unu \u0219i una fac \u00eentotdeauna\u2026 :<\/strong><br \/>\na. Fi\u021buici<br \/>\nb. Un meniu cu d\u0103 toate, la pachet<br \/>\nc. Sex \u00een toaleta \u0219colii<br \/>\nd. Minim doi<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. Ce a fost Nicolae Labi\u0219?<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\na. Manelist<br \/>\nb. Onanist<br \/>\nc. Ursar<br \/>\nd. Androgin<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. Cine este cea mai frumoas\u0103 gagic\u0103 din showbiz-ul rom\u00e2nesc?<\/strong><br \/>\na. Antonia<br \/>\nb. Antonia<br \/>\nc. Antonia<br \/>\nd. Aia cu care, cic\u0103, Velea o \u00een\u0219al\u0103 pe nevast\u0103-sa<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. Ce a avut loc pe 26 aprilie 1986, la Cernob\u00eel?<\/strong><br \/>\na. Un chef d\u0103 chef<br \/>\nb. Un show exploziv<br \/>\nc. Nunta lu\u2019 Pripiat<br \/>\nd. S-a n\u0103scut Alex Velea<\/p>\n<p><strong>11. Pe bancnota de 500 de lei se afl\u0103 chipul lui:<\/strong><br \/>\na. Mugur Is\u0103rescu<br \/>\nb. Sorinel Copilu\u2019 de Aur<br \/>\nc. Traian B\u0103sescu<br \/>\nd. Alex Velea<\/p>\n<p><strong>12. Cu cine se \u00eenvecineaz\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia?<\/strong><br \/>\na. Cu Vecina de la R\u0103zvan \u0219i Dani<br \/>\nb. Cu Mama Natur\u0103<br \/>\nc. Cu Alexvelenia<br \/>\nd. Cu una frumoas\u0103 care scoate capul pe fereastr\u0103, s\u0103-i v\u0103d chip frumos, cald \u0219i luminos.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bunescu.ro\/2013\/07\/09\/un-nou-concurs-tv-vrei-sa-fii-cocalar\/\">Bunescu.ro<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu obi\u0219nuiesc s\u0103 promovez articole sau s\u0103 fac reclme altor bloguri dar articolul \u0103sta mi s-a p\u0103rut foarte amuzant. Felicit\u0103ri lui Ionu\u021b Bunescu pentru doza zilnic\u0103 de umor. Mai jos este articolul sub form\u0103 de pamflet. Articolul \u00eel pute\u021bi g\u0103si aici! PLM TV (Prive\u0219ti, Like-uie\u0219ti, Mul\u021bume\u0219ti TV) preg\u0103te\u0219te absolven\u021bilor de liceu, care nu au reu\u0219it s\u0103 ia examenul de maturitate (zis \u0219i Bac, Bacu\u2019, Bacool, Bacaloreatu\u2019 \u0219.a.), un nou concurs de incultur\u0103 general\u0103 unde premiul cel mare va fi de cam un milion de lei (suma este aproximativ\u0103 pentru c\u0103 oricum concuren\u021bii nu vor \u0219tii s\u0103 numere p\u00e2n\u0103 la 1.000.000). P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i numele concursului este adaptat pentru cei c\u0103rora i se adreseaz\u0103, astfel emisiunea urm\u00e2nd a se numi \u201cVrei s\u0103 fii cocalar?\u201d Reprezentan\u021bii televiziunii, mai sus men\u021bionate, au divulgat \u0219i un prim set de posibile \u00eentreb\u0103ri. Acestea sunt: 1. Prima manea modern\u0103 a fost compus\u0103 de c\u0103tre: a. Costi Ioni\u021b\u0103 b. Adrian Simionescu c. Nicolae Gu\u021b\u0103 d. Alex Velea 2. Ce se d\u0103 la Bacalaureat? a. Mit\u0103 b. \u0218pag\u0103 c. 200 de euro d. Note. Bancnote 3. O poezie poate avea rima: a. Alb\u0103 b. Neagr\u0103 c. Regulat\u0103 d. Alexvelian\u0103 4. Nichita St\u0103nescu este: a. O actri\u021b\u0103 b. 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