\u0218i-am s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc p\u0103\u021bania de ast\u0103zi. \u0218ti\u021bi cum noi ca na\u021bie (poate chiar ca simpli oameni), avem afinitatea \u00eenspre concursuri \u0219i avem o pl\u0103cere \u00een a ne bucura la premii sau orice-i gratis?! Hai c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi povestea cu Caritas.<\/p>\n
Ei bine, se face cum c\u0103 \u00een ultima lun\u0103, am adunat \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigat 3 doze sub capacele de PEPSI. Le-am pus la p\u0103strare \u0219i mi-am spus c\u0103 m-oi duce eu \u00eentr-o zi s\u0103 le ridic. Ast\u0103zi zic: daca tot merg s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r d-ale gurii hai s\u0103 ridic \u0219i micul premiu. \u0218i\u00a0ajung la Mega Image. Deja auzeam “Eye of the Tiger” rul\u00e2nd \u00een mintea mea, imagin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 triumf\u0103tor \u0219i mai bogat cu 7,5RON \u00een premii. A\u0219adar intru, \u00eentreb dac\u0103 este “centru de premiere”, “dar sigur , urmati-ma!”. La care tipul de la paz\u0103 (caci el s-a oferit s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute), zice: “Hehe.. Dar stai ca ai venit cam t\u00e2rziu. Acum jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 ne-a golit stocul, un domn care a venit cu 79 (\u0219aptezeci\u0219inou\u0103) de capace”. M\u0103 uit la el, m\u0103 uit la raftul gol. R\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte. Practic un om, a l\u0103sat pe stoc 0 un Mega Image, adun\u00e2nd capace. Dar nici nu am apucat s\u0103 mi-l imaginez cum st\u0103 \u0219i-\u0219i face cruci de “D\u0103 Doamne s\u0103 fie cu noroc!”, c\u0103 m\u0103 love\u0219te continuarea tipului de la paz\u0103: “Mai ieri-alalt\u0103ieri, a venit cu 105 capace. Am \u00eenchis o cas\u0103, ca s\u0103 vin\u0103 colega (arat\u0103 \u00eenspre bruneta care scana de zor produsele la Casa 2) s\u0103 num\u0103r\u0103m capacele \u0219i s\u0103 le valid\u0103m am\u00e2ndoi. De unde le-o scoate nu \u0219tiu!”\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Z\u00e2mbind, m\u0103 las p\u0103guba\u0219, \u00eei mul\u021bumesc domnului pentru asisten\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi continui cump\u0103r\u0103turile \u00een tihn\u0103. Acum \u00eenghit \u00een sec \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc c\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi potolesc setea de carbogazoase, ar trebui s\u0103 m\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu Mirinda…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u0218i-am s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc p\u0103\u021bania de ast\u0103zi. \u0218ti\u021bi cum noi ca na\u021bie (poate chiar ca simpli oameni), avem afinitatea \u00eenspre concursuri \u0219i avem o pl\u0103cere \u00een a ne bucura la premii sau orice-i gratis?! Hai c\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi povestea cu Caritas. Ei bine, se face cum c\u0103 \u00een ultima lun\u0103, am adunat \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigat 3 doze sub capacele de PEPSI. Le-am pus la p\u0103strare \u0219i mi-am spus c\u0103 m-oi duce eu \u00eentr-o zi s\u0103 le ridic. Ast\u0103zi zic: daca tot merg s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r d-ale gurii hai s\u0103 ridic \u0219i micul premiu. \u0218i\u00a0ajung la Mega Image. Deja auzeam “Eye of the Tiger” rul\u00e2nd \u00een mintea mea, imagin\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 triumf\u0103tor \u0219i mai bogat cu 7,5RON \u00een premii. A\u0219adar intru, \u00eentreb dac\u0103 este “centru de premiere”, “dar sigur , urmati-ma!”. La care tipul de la paz\u0103 (caci el s-a oferit s\u0103 m\u0103 ajute), zice: “Hehe.. Dar stai ca ai venit cam t\u00e2rziu. Acum jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 ne-a golit stocul, un domn care a venit cu 79 (\u0219aptezeci\u0219inou\u0103) de capace”. M\u0103 uit la el, m\u0103 uit la raftul gol. R\u0103m\u00e2n f\u0103r\u0103 cuvinte. Practic un om, a l\u0103sat pe stoc 0 un Mega Image, adun\u00e2nd capace. Dar nici nu am apucat s\u0103 mi-l imaginez cum st\u0103 … <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,183,1028,1029,66],"class_list":["post-3224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-blog","tag-bucuresti","tag-intamplari","tag-mega-image","tag-scurte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3225,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3224\/revisions\/3225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}