{"id":3258,"date":"2017-06-07T16:28:59","date_gmt":"2017-06-07T14:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/?p=3258"},"modified":"2017-06-07T16:28:59","modified_gmt":"2017-06-07T14:28:59","slug":"o-alta-dupa-amiaza-in-bucuresti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/o-alta-dupa-amiaza-in-bucuresti\/","title":{"rendered":"O alt\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O alt\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219tiul agitat sub pseudo-ar\u0219ita celor 29 de grade. Pe trotuar, num\u0103rul gradelor din termometru cre\u0219te exponen\u021bial cu num\u0103rul de cm redu\u0219i al fusti\u021belor pedestrienelor. Alte chipuri ponosite de griji, plase de Mega, claxoane din zare \u0219i sta\u021bia de autobuz animat\u0103 cu voci de copii \u0219i domni ce-\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 &#8220;rata&#8221; spre cas\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i cum priveam eu acest normal mers al lucrurilor, observ la trecerea de pietoni ma\u0219ina asta alb\u0103 cu num\u0103r str\u0103in, dintr-o \u021bar\u0103\u00a0<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">\u00een care bacnota Euro este folosit\u0103 pe post de \u0219erve\u021bel after breakfast. Ma\u0219ina demn\u0103 de Top Gear, dar deloc potrivit\u0103 str\u0103zilor sau bulevardelor din capital\u0103 era ce-i drept ar\u0103toas\u0103. \u0218i tipul din\u0103untru, ochelarist cu c\u0103ma\u0219a cu gulerul ridicat, ascult\u00e2nd ceva cu mult bass (pentru efectul \u0219cenic), oare ce f\u0103cea pe a doua banda \u00een fa\u021ba zebrei st\u00e2nd pe loc cu avariile pornite? \u00cencurca circula\u021bia degeaba de\u0219i semaforul indica verde? Nici g\u00e2nd! \u0218i de\u0219i primea multe claxoane de la cele c\u00e2teva ma\u0219ini din spate plus un RATB ce tocmai pleca din sta\u021bie, pe don&#8217; Corleone \u0103sta nu p\u0103rea s\u0103-l mi\u0219te cumva agita\u021bia creat\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i ca s\u0103 fie treaba complet\u0103, din spate nino-nino un SMURD care gone\u0219te \u00een grab\u0103, d\u0103 cu nasu-n coada asta de ma\u0219ini. Nicio problem\u0103! Acest las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103 te las a mai durat pre\u021b de c\u00e2teva zeci de secunde (care se sim\u021beau ca minute), iar deodat\u0103 apare EA. Motivul pentru care se creease o coad\u0103 mai mare dec\u00e2t la concertul Rihannei de anul trecut. \u0218i tipa asta \u00eenalt\u0103, asortat\u0103 \u00eentr-o rochie alb\u0103, parc\u0103 \u00een tandem cu culoarea ma\u0219inii, ochelari de soare, buze c\u0103rnoase \u0219i p\u0103r prins \u00een coad\u0103, a f\u0103cut cel mai ginga\u0219 gest pe care putea s\u0103-l fac\u0103 un om \u00eentr-o astfel de situa\u021bie: a deschis \u00eent\u00e2i u\u0219a din spate \u0219i \u0219i-a aruncat gentu\u021ba acolo \u0219i-abia apoi s-a urcat l\u00e2ng\u0103 mister &#8220;guler ridicat&#8221;, \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u00e2ndu-l cu un mega s\u0103rut din \u0103la pasional \u0219i all over his face, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t caloxoanele \u0219i sirena de la SMURD deveniser\u0103 un fel de soundtrack, iar \u0219cena asta un fel de final de film hollywoodian cu scor 3.8 pe iMDB. Evident \u0219i previzibil, ma\u0219ina demareaz\u0103 \u00een tromb\u0103 cu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it pe asfalt, motor turat \u0219i fum \u00een spate, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een urm\u0103 o ambulan\u021b\u0103 cu deadline-ul dat peste cap \u0219i oameni care \u0219i-au spus toate ofurile \u00een micile ma\u0219ini afumate de noxele bestiei albe.<br \/>\n\u0218i voi o tot da\u021bi \u00eentr-una cu &#8220;it is a man&#8217;s world&#8221;..<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O alt\u0103 dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219tiul agitat sub pseudo-ar\u0219ita celor 29 de grade. Pe trotuar, num\u0103rul gradelor din termometru cre\u0219te exponen\u021bial cu num\u0103rul de cm redu\u0219i al fusti\u021belor pedestrienelor. Alte chipuri ponosite de griji, plase de Mega, claxoane din zare \u0219i sta\u021bia de autobuz animat\u0103 cu voci de copii \u0219i domni ce-\u0219i a\u0219teapt\u0103 &#8220;rata&#8221; spre cas\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i cum priveam eu acest normal mers al lucrurilor, observ la trecerea de pietoni ma\u0219ina asta alb\u0103 cu num\u0103r str\u0103in, dintr-o \u021bar\u0103\u00a0\u00een care bacnota Euro este folosit\u0103 pe post de \u0219erve\u021bel after breakfast. Ma\u0219ina demn\u0103 de Top Gear, dar deloc potrivit\u0103 str\u0103zilor sau bulevardelor din capital\u0103 era ce-i drept ar\u0103toas\u0103. \u0218i tipul din\u0103untru, ochelarist cu c\u0103ma\u0219a cu gulerul ridicat, ascult\u00e2nd ceva cu mult bass (pentru efectul \u0219cenic), oare ce f\u0103cea pe a doua banda \u00een fa\u021ba zebrei st\u00e2nd pe loc cu avariile pornite? \u00cencurca circula\u021bia degeaba de\u0219i semaforul indica verde? Nici g\u00e2nd! \u0218i de\u0219i primea multe claxoane de la cele c\u00e2teva ma\u0219ini din spate plus un RATB ce tocmai pleca din sta\u021bie, pe don&#8217; Corleone \u0103sta nu p\u0103rea s\u0103-l mi\u0219te cumva agita\u021bia creat\u0103. P\u0103i \u0219i ca s\u0103 fie treaba complet\u0103, din spate nino-nino un SMURD care gone\u0219te \u00een grab\u0103, d\u0103 cu nasu-n coada asta<a href=\"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/o-alta-dupa-amiaza-in-bucuresti\/\" class=\"more_link more_link_dots\"> &hellip; <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[183,1048,1028],"class_list":["post-3258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","tag-bucuresti","tag-din-bucuresti","tag-intamplari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3258"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3259,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3258\/revisions\/3259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}