{"id":3370,"date":"2018-02-19T14:10:01","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T12:10:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/?p=3370"},"modified":"2019-02-19T00:12:09","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T22:12:09","slug":"la-control-in-ratb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/la-control-in-ratb\/","title":{"rendered":"La control \u00een RATB"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eh, asta-i bun\u0103! Iar s-au r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit cerurile ca \u00een loc de soare, s\u0103 ne bage \u00een program un session cu ceva fulgi timizi, amesteca\u021bi \u00een lacrimi de nori. Trecand peste momentul poetic, totul ar fi fost perfect normal \u00een prognoza lui Busu, \u00eens\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot obi\u0219nui deloc cu agita\u021bia creat\u0103 \u00een astfel de circumstan\u021be.
\nEi \u0219i \u00een drum spre activit\u0103\u021bile zilei, decid s\u0103 iau un tramvai c\u0103ci v\u00e2ntul \u0219i fulgii nu par s\u0103 fie \u00een armonie cu starea mea de spirit.
\nAici un domn vinde leocoplaste, un altul (c\u0103l\u0103tor de onoare cu plasa de Praktiker \u00eentre picioare), \u00ee\u0219i scoate o sticlu\u021b\u0103 cu ceva “tare” de amor\u021bit gerul, care parca \u00ee\u021bi intr\u0103-n spr\u00e2ncene, iar undeva mai \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 un t\u00e2n\u0103r de culoare vorbitor de furculicion, se a\u0219eaz\u0103 pe scaun vorbind la handsfree a quelqu’un.
\n\u0218i in sf\u00e2r\u0219it derul\u00e2nd c\u00e2teva minute, apar controlorii \u00een costuma\u021bia ce poate fi u\u0219or confundat\u0103 cu a celor de la salubrizare, care sim\u021bind rost de Vest \u00een conversa\u021bia cet\u0103\u021beanului, \u00eel acapareaz\u0103 cu \u00eentreaga aten\u021bie. Din discu\u021bie \u0219i gesturi nonverbale, str\u0103inul le arat\u0103 controlorilor cardul cu calatoriile, al\u0103turi de chitan\u021ba tiparit\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa le explice c\u0103 \u0219i-a pl\u0103tit c\u0103l\u0103toria, dar nu \u0219tia ce \u0219i cum vis-a-vis de validat. \u0218i totul \u00een francez\u0103.
\n– “B\u0103i Costine! \u0102sta ne ia la mi\u0219to. Ia zi b\u0103: du iu speak english?”
\n– “Je ne comprends pas!”
\n– “Ia uite-l m\u0103 pe asta &&&*%###! (insert cuvinte vulgare de leg\u0103tur\u0103). A venit din str\u0103inezuri \u0219i se d\u0103 rotund aici.”
\n– “Da, io zic s\u0103-l ardem. Hai, alle alle cu noi. Let’s go \u00een m&&& m\u0103&&& c\u0103 nous avons o amend\u0103 pentru tine.”
\n\u0218i in sf\u00e2r\u0219it, dup\u0103 alte c\u00e2teva mici replici, ga\u0219ca vesel\u0103 coboar\u0103 din tramvai, cu tot cu t\u00e2n\u0103rul din poveste. N-ai cum s\u0103 nu iube\u0219ti Bucure\u0219tiul ast\u0103zi, a\u0219a cu toat\u0103 umezeala din atmosfer\u0103, noxele aferente, cozile la taxe \u0219i probabil multe astfel de \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri precum cea relatat\u0103 mai sus.
\nEu m\u0103 \u00eentorc la repeti\u021bia pentru evenimentul de joi (la care v\u0103 a\u0219tept \u0219i pe voi), dar v\u0103 las cu un fragment care mi-a venit \u00een minte, acum c\u00e2nd ne etal\u0103m umbrelele: “\u00cen ora\u0219u-n care plou\u0103, de trei ori pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \/ Or\u0103\u0219enii, pe trotuare \/ Merg \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se de m\u00e2n\u0103”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eh, asta-i bun\u0103! Iar s-au r\u0103zg\u00e2ndit cerurile ca \u00een loc de soare, s\u0103 ne bage \u00een program un session cu ceva fulgi timizi, amesteca\u021bi \u00een lacrimi de nori. Trecand peste momentul poetic, totul ar fi fost perfect normal \u00een prognoza lui Busu, \u00eens\u0103 nu m\u0103 pot obi\u0219nui deloc cu agita\u021bia creat\u0103 \u00een astfel de circumstan\u021be. Ei \u0219i \u00een drum spre activit\u0103\u021bile zilei, decid s\u0103 iau un tramvai c\u0103ci v\u00e2ntul \u0219i fulgii nu par s\u0103 fie \u00een armonie cu starea mea de spirit. Aici un domn vinde leocoplaste, un altul (c\u0103l\u0103tor de onoare cu plasa de Praktiker \u00eentre picioare), \u00ee\u0219i scoate o sticlu\u021b\u0103 cu ceva “tare” de amor\u021bit gerul, care parca \u00ee\u021bi intr\u0103-n spr\u00e2ncene, iar undeva mai \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 un t\u00e2n\u0103r de culoare vorbitor de furculicion, se a\u0219eaz\u0103 pe scaun vorbind la handsfree a quelqu’un. \u0218i in sf\u00e2r\u0219it derul\u00e2nd c\u00e2teva minute, apar controlorii \u00een costuma\u021bia ce poate fi u\u0219or confundat\u0103 cu a celor de la salubrizare, care sim\u021bind rost de Vest \u00een conversa\u021bia cet\u0103\u021beanului, \u00eel acapareaz\u0103 cu \u00eentreaga aten\u021bie. Din discu\u021bie \u0219i gesturi nonverbale, str\u0103inul le arat\u0103 controlorilor cardul cu calatoriile, al\u0103turi de chitan\u021ba tiparit\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd sa le explice c\u0103 \u0219i-a pl\u0103tit c\u0103l\u0103toria, dar nu \u0219tia ce \u0219i cum vis-a-vis de … <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1093],"tags":[183,1048,1044,1094],"class_list":["post-3370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scrieri","tag-bucuresti","tag-din-bucuresti","tag-ratb","tag-scrieri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3370"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3371,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3370\/revisions\/3371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}