{"id":700,"date":"2009-09-28T15:18:38","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T12:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andreineagu.com\/?p=700"},"modified":"2009-09-28T15:18:38","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T12:18:38","slug":"bancuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/bancuri\/","title":{"rendered":"Bancuri"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun intr\u0103 pe horn \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 \u015fi nimere\u015fte \u00een dormitorul unei tinere superbe, care dormea goal\u0103 \u00een pat. Nehot\u0103r\u00eet, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se plimbe de colo-colo prin \u00eenc\u0103pere, zic\u00eend:
\n– Dac\u0103 o fac, nu voi mai fi primit \u00een cer, dar, dac\u0103 nu o fac, nu o s\u0103 mai pot ie\u015fi pe co\u015f.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dou\u0103 babe discut\u0103 despre so\u0163ii lor:
\n– Mario, Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%!
\n– Leano, Ion al meu e impotent 300%!
\n– Cum a\u015fa?
\n– A c\u0103zut prostul pe sc\u0103ri \u015fi \u015fi-a rupt \u015fi degetul \u015fi limba!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Un englez, un francez, un rom\u00e2n \u015fi un ungur se aflau \u00eentr-o barc\u0103 pe cale s\u0103 se scufunde. Cei 4 decid s\u0103 trag\u0103 la sor\u0163i care s\u0103 se arunce \u00een ap\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i scape pe ceilal\u0163i.
\nGhinionul c\u0103zu asupra englezului. Acesta zise \u201cLong live the Kingdom\u201d \u015fi se arunc\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103.
\nCei r\u0103ma\u015fi observar\u0103 c\u0103 barca tot se scufunda. Veni r\u00eendul francezului s\u0103 se arunce. Acesta zise \u201cVive la France\u201d \u015fi se arunc\u0103.
\nBarca se tot scufunda! Ghinionul c\u0103zu pe rom\u00e2n. Acesta zise \u201cTraiasc\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia mare\u201d \u015fi \u00eei f\u0103cu br\u00eenci ungurului!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Dupa o aventur\u0103 de dou\u0103 luni, o t\u00een\u0103r\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 plin\u0103 de emo\u0163ie pe iubitul ei:
\n– C\u00eend o s\u0103 m\u0103 prezin\u0163i rudelor tale?
\n– Draga mea, deocamdat\u0103 e imposibil. Copiii s\u00eent la \u0163ar\u0103, iar nevast\u0103-mea e plecat\u0103 \u00eentr-o delega\u0163ie!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun intr\u0103 pe horn \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 \u015fi nimere\u015fte \u00een dormitorul unei tinere superbe, care dormea goal\u0103 \u00een pat. Nehot\u0103r\u00eet, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se plimbe de colo-colo prin \u00eenc\u0103pere, zic\u00eend: – Dac\u0103 o fac, nu voi mai fi primit \u00een cer, dar, dac\u0103 nu o fac, nu o s\u0103 mai pot ie\u015fi pe co\u015f. Dou\u0103 babe discut\u0103 despre so\u0163ii lor: – Mario, Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%! – Leano, Ion al meu e impotent 300%! – Cum a\u015fa? – A c\u0103zut prostul pe sc\u0103ri \u015fi \u015fi-a rupt \u015fi degetul \u015fi limba! Un englez, un francez, un rom\u00e2n \u015fi un ungur se aflau \u00eentr-o barc\u0103 pe cale s\u0103 se scufunde. Cei 4 decid s\u0103 trag\u0103 la sor\u0163i care s\u0103 se arunce \u00een ap\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-i scape pe ceilal\u0163i. Ghinionul c\u0103zu asupra englezului. Acesta zise \u201cLong live the Kingdom\u201d \u015fi se arunc\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103. Cei r\u0103ma\u015fi observar\u0103 c\u0103 barca tot se scufunda. Veni r\u00eendul francezului s\u0103 se arunce. Acesta zise \u201cVive la France\u201d \u015fi se arunc\u0103. Barca se tot scufunda! Ghinionul c\u0103zu pe rom\u00e2n. Acesta zise \u201cTraiasc\u0103 Rom\u00e2nia mare\u201d \u015fi \u00eei f\u0103cu br\u00eenci ungurului! Dupa o aventur\u0103 de dou\u0103 luni, o t\u00een\u0103r\u0103 \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 plin\u0103 de emo\u0163ie pe iubitul ei: – C\u00eend … <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[370,1018],"class_list":["post-700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-bancuri","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=700"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":702,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/700\/revisions\/702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/andreineagu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}